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User #1NAME: My Personal Wang

NICKNAME: Ho Chi Minute

JOB: Freelance rub specialist.(I got a booth for the mall.)

CONCERNING MYSELF: Me love your long-time.

ENJOYS: Rice, noodles, chinese food.

DISLIKES: Racial stereotypes.

INTERESTS: Karate. Origami. Folding Kleenex areas into elaborate devices.

SEARCHING FOR:A white guy. They’re very huge, knowing why. *wink* No asian guys, kindly. (after you get white, you never go back.)

Member #2NAME: Ibkaye Spot(I altered my personal final identity honoring my personal youth canine)

NICKNAME: Veggy Hippie

OCCUPATION: revenue clerk in an organic health grocery.

AROUND MYSELF:I’m an additional amount vegan. That implies I best devour creatures just who don’t eat beef. I’m a member of PETA and Greenpeace (Save the whales!)

ENJOYS:i really like animals. I have 17 cats, 8 parakeets, 2 ferrets, and a three-legged, one-eyed, diabetic puppy known as Lucky.

HOBBIES:Feeding my pet. (They’re my personal soulmates!) Burning down health laboratories to truly save a hamster.

LOOKING FOR:A people who can love me as much as I like my pet.

TITLE: Manickal Krakakousky.

NICKNAME: my pals call me Shithead. (I think it’s because I clean toilets for a full time income.)

gender: Yes please. (Haha, that joke never ever becomes old.)

CAREER: future Rock Star(Currently being employed as “domestic engineer” aka janitor, but I exercise every day back at my xbox 360 console.)

AROUND MYSELF:once I don’t mop floor surfaces, I will search my personal booger and put it under my president’s desk. At the end of the week, i might generate an evaluation where booger try larger.

LIKES:Heavy Metal sounds, Metallica, Iron Maiden. Girls with tattoos to their foreheads.

DISLIKES:My mommy washing my personal undies. I can’t make it, I just loveeee the smell from it when it’s being held for just two days consecutively. That is everything I call the natural fragrance of goodness.

HOBBIES: Headbanging, moshpitting Centennial escort girls.

INTERESTED IN:Some chick with huge boobies and a tat on her forehead. As a last hotel smaller boobies are okay, nevertheless the tattoo is essential. Filed teeth optional. No thin girls! Bulimia’s aren’t welcome!

INDIVIDUAL CONTENT: What are that I’m able to consume and chewing in addition?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . I’m the agent and I am banned currently my personal clients. For your information, the 2nd dude was a female as well as its Sista Ibkaye you’re writing on.

Anywayz, Scopium, worry to date anyone of ma customer?

Na waaaa ohhhh. . . . Will you be both jubocycke and jmkbond related to each otha or something?

Actually ohhh. . . . I run this busoiness by maself therefore I take in wheneva I want and I end up being my own personal boss.

One again i shall say this, do you want ma clients ?

Eh. . . . This really is my personal tasks. Very do you want to date my personal clients or not?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . I will be the representative and I am not allowed as of yet my customer. For your resources, the 2nd dude was a lady as well as its Sista Ibkaye you’re talking about.

Anywayz, Scopium, care up to now anybody of ma clients?

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I might feel puking daily if i had been in ur shoes(which have been rather too big for me)

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All right, you’re in. Probation for just two weeks. Show-me what you’ve had gotten.

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[size=13pt]I’m an agent besides so I can’t date my personal clients. I’ll select the broker and.[/size]

So you’re informing me you are matchmaking yourself Damn. . . . You betta run bring a head check ohhh

We envy your work oh.

Indeed i understand i acquired top job ever before!

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[size=13pt]Ndumart what type your dey jealousy? The fart role or perhaps the date part?[/size]

The guy envy’s everything

Abeg shey clem don apply ?

Clem was damn okay thus she no fit incorporate. Since you feel ma monkey guy, the reason why dont your implement initially?

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